"Daddy, it's Fathers Day, YOUR day! But why did you choose to buy me a gift?"
"Can I get two new pairs, Daddy?"
"I promise I won't make them dirty. I mean... The last two pairs you gave are still clean..."
"Daddy, here... You gotta practice. You know Mommy and I like using these."
"Come on, Daddy. It's easy! You just hold 'em like pencils. See...?!!"
"Okay, I think I'll skip soup for now."
"This is the best - ramen with chips... I mean lunch time with my FAVORITE MAN!"
"Where are we going this time, Daddy?"
"Piggy-back ride to the car. Yay!!!
"Daddy, I had the best time today..."
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!"